Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Let's Legislate Up In Here


It's only once in a blue moon when my duel passions meet. My love of college sports and my continued support of pandering in our legislative branch. When they combine it creates a thunderstorm in my heart and mind that must be proclaimed from every mountaintop.

By the urging of BYU Alum and Utah panderer, Senator Orrin Hatch, the Senate Judiciary Committee will be taking a look at the BCS system. Yep, it may the thing needed to stop the mad money machine once and for all. Think about it, baseball was all but fixed after Congress dragged in a few steroid-using scumbags to show as an example as to why you don't use the juice. After the hearing (both of them) we never had another problem with performance enhancing drugs. At all. The end.

Who knows, maybe Hatch has a case. Since Hatch is seeking to use Anti-trust laws he must be able to show. That the BCS gave an unfair advantage to other schools. Good Hell, that's like proving Ashton Kutcher is a douchebag. It's pretty easily done. Even if Hatch can prove it and pass some sort of bill stopping the BCS, which won't happen, thanks to those souless bastards known as lobbyists.

The BCS will never go away, no matter how many times people complain about it. It's like how many times the cops tell me I can't go near the nursing home following the "incident" but they'll never stop me, not until I'm done smothering ever last one of them... uhh... with kisses. Yeah, kisses.